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fegeleh:

in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.

but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.

ur always supposed to hate the girl.

but i love girls

they deserve all of the love <333

#DansFaceTypos #ThankingNotShanking

Dan: “Don’t shank sinead, thank her”

Thanks for clearing that up dan, I was about to go shank her per your suggestion

The BBCR1 STILL doesn’t know how to internet :’(

Recently, my dad literally renounced me as his child because I sometimes feel suicidal etc, and somehow, bbcr1 not knowing how to internet The Dan And Phil Show kind of feels like the worst thing in my life right now. And it’s been a thing for at least half a year.

It’s so much a thing I’d be tempted to ask danisnotonfire and amazingphil why their show got so shitty all of a sudden and kept on being so (quality wise), upon meeting them for the first time.

How even do you

#Priorities #YourShitIsSkipping #YoureMessingWithMySanctuary #NotAcceptablePlzStop

how do donuts look like this, that&#8217;s evil

how do donuts look like this, that’s evil

this happens.

this happens.

#FaceTypos

Dan typos from his face with words, wow

(On the radio show, he said to put your pants in the fridge if you’re cold but he meant warm/hot. #Professional)

#NailedIt

#NailedIt

amazingsprinkle:

phil snapping sassily for all your reaction gif needs

this is life

inner-tardis:

inallyourfantasies:

videohall:

How to make a British guard laugh

well that’s not what I expected

Awwwww

aw it made him feel beautiful

agirlwholikesphan:

let’s never forget the time phil sent this to dan

agirlwholikesphan:

let’s never forget the time phil sent this to dan

cortonism:

me at the clubs

cortonism:

me at the clubs

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

LOL polos and lifesavers are different still tho. but still haha.

sirenknights:

ROFL!!!Grammar humor!!

sirenknights:

ROFL!!!
Grammar humor!!